lukeriver:

the world is a beautiful place and i am no longer afraid to die
crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

stability:

you know when youre in the car and your parents break hard and they throw their arm over you for protection?
I have same instinct with my take out food

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12 hours ago // 49,626 notes
herbgardening:

hippie-galaxy:

This is perfect.

YES

dweebscar:

vonniepanda:

cyanide123:

dweebscar:

dweebscar:

what if giraffes lived underwater

image

what a majestic creature

It would explain nesie

Pewdie will love this pic 

i wont have that name said in this household. take that language outside

(via hi)


20 hours ago // 314,436 notes

applevevo:

listening to a sad song that has a nice beat

image

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20 hours ago // 467,568 notes
trumpephile:

welcome-to-the-bark-side:

sweetstarfleet:

SHIT THEY’RE ON TO US



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